Do these signs mean that the stock market is in dire straights?

Question

I've heard that helium is up, but feathers are down. Paper is stationary, but pencils keep losing points. Elevators rise but escalators continue their slow decline. Switches are off and mining equipment has hit rock bottom. The raisin market has dried up. Pampers remain unchanged while Sun peaked at mid-day. Scott tissues touched a new bottom.

Should I be concerned?

Answer 1

Don't sell out until the parkways become driveways.

Answer 2

You forgot the hemlines indicator.  When hemlines go up, so does the stock market.

When they begin to resemble Amish dresses, you run, not walk, for the exits.....

Answer 3

hahahahahaha

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Answer 4

ROFL yes, very concerned.......

Answer 5

too funny!

Answer 6

Yes, were in a 3rd wave decline currently.

Expect to re-test the Jan 22nd and March 17th bottoms.

Nice dead cat bounce, then were in dire straights.

Answer 7

OK ...ok ... Uncle ...uncle ...

No more puns for the love of god !!!

Answer 8

Yes.

The itching powder is made from scratch and cannabals will not eat clowns because they taste funny.

Answer 9

You are a refreshing ray of light in the otherwise overcast investing environment.

Answer 10

The stock markets will crash... Serves 'em right for using their mobile phones while driving...



But it's all gravy, baby!



--Shini CC

Answer 11

The sky is falling!

Answer 12

Hahahahaha.

This is brilliant!!!