Do they have lost and found in Germany ?

Question

My wife gets lost so easily

Answer 1

of course they do

Answer 2

It's called 'Fundbüro'...but don't wait to long ...after a certain time they sell the finds no one was asking for by auction.

But I've seen many American tourists with their name and address written on a name tag!;-)

Answer 3

Yep.  Just for all the stupid Americans (Germans don't lose things).

Answer 4

Yes, they do. And don't worry, your wife won't get lost!

You seem like you're going to Germany, all these question lead to that anyways :).