Do they need Security Volunteers for the Dem Convention?

Question

My buddies and I are headed to Denver. We want to help with hippie control?

We have our own billy clubs and tear gas. We just need one of them tasar guns. Will we get uniforms or badges?

Answer 1

Oh boy, I hope they televise the fiasco!

yessir, you will get the whoe enchilada!  Yahooooo!!!!!!!

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Answer 2

Why not get the h***s Angels too!

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW, this is gonna be fun.

Answer 3

No. The Democrats don't need any help with security, they sent the street people who refused to volunteer to the movies off your taxpaying buns. Those who did volunteer get a hot dog on a stick up their...

Answer 4

I'm sure they will need all the help they can get. They have already built a huge outdoor jail facility to house all the hippie troublemakers they expect to infest their beautiful town.

Answer 5

Hehe. It's the 1960's all over again huh?