1. A man buying a camel was advised that he should say 'few', to make it run and 'Amen' to make it stop. on his first ride all went well until FEW he called, and off shot the camel. 'many' he shouted and the camel began to run straight for the edge of a cliff. but the owner had forgotten the word to make the camel stop! As the cliff edge came closer he called out in terror,'Lord gave me, lord save me! Amen!' and of course the camel stopped right on the very edge of the cliff. whereupon the rider mopped his brow in relief and said, 'Phew (few) that was a clos-AAAAAAAAGGH!'
2. teacher: who invented the gun powder?
student: a lady who wanted to make the guns pretty.
3. an old lady was going on her first trip on a plane." take these boiled sweets" said the air hostess,"they willl stop your ears popping."
after the flight the air hostess asked the old lady how she felt." i feel fine" said the old lady," and the sweets stopped my ears popping, but how do i get them out of my ears?"
4.Teacher:Johnny name the four animals of the cat family?
johhny: mummy cat, dadddy cat and thier two kittens.
5. Funny bookshelf:
a. my golden wedding by annie versary
b. the insurmontable problem by major setback
c. making the least of life by minnie mumm
d. when shall we meet again by miles apart
e. the artic ocean by i.c. waters
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