Do vampires have to wear condoms?

Question

Okay im curious. vampires can live a really long time and so they must have some s*x to pass the time right? so can you explain if a vampire has to use a condom? (for mortal or immortal women)

Answer 1

yes, they dont want stds

Answer 2

They don't need a condom because they're dead but I wouldn't recommend Angel "getting a happy".

Answer 3

Sure. Why Not :-)

Answer 4

nO s*x..JUST SUCKIING.....

Answer 5

Can you image going through eternity with herpes?

Answer 6

Maybe, but they are not real.

Answer 7

Well since vampires don't exist, and in folklore, a vampire is nothing but a corpse really, they don't actually live a long time, they just don't age because they are dead, and since they are dead, one would have to assume that they can't do what it is that you should use a condom to do.

Answer 8

nope! they cant make babies, they cant even ejaculate.

Answer 9

No, they can't reproduce as they are technically dead.

EDIT-To Ashleigh,

As mythology and folklore's resident Joss Whedon buff, I beg to differ.During season two of Angel, Angel had s*x with Darla and he was not changed because of the fact that he is not in love with her.He was in love with Buffy, that is what made the difference.As well it is hinted that Angel does m********e because Angelus reveals that when Gunn and Fred are having s*x, Angel can hear them and gets aroused, leading to his masturbation.Although this could be a faulty rumor because Angelus isn't the greatest of sources.Although he does use the truth to hurt people, so ti is a possibility.

Answer 10

They dont have to because theyre dead. And they would have blood to "get happy".

Answer 11

Haha. I must say, this question made my night. Thanks.

But I suppose they'd have to if they have the right functioning male parts.