Do we have a "mirror" planet? If so my double just shot the wrong ball and cost me another match. Check it out

Question

Is there a "mirror" solar system to ours in a galaxy far far away? Could that be the reason I lose so much?

Think about it. If scientists are right, when I'm playing 8-ball and miss a shot, could it be my double from our "mirror" planet picked the wrong ball. I mean, I'm thinking I should have played the 3-ball and that nut-cake chose the 4-ball instead.

Is it my double's fault I can't "bank" because he hasn't taken the time to learn, to practice?

What's up with that? He's costing me wins every week.

Could it be because I shoot right-handed and he (because of the "mirror" is a southpaw?)

I know the earth is slightly tilted to one side, but it would be there, too, right?

Can I get some help on this, please.

Answer 1

No, there is no "mirror" solar system.  That is so silly.  However, did you buy your cue used?  Because the person who had it before you may have taught it to shoot wrong.  There was this kid in the pool room last week that could NOT make a ball, and I, being the kind-hearted, generous person I am, wordlessly handed him my cue, and he ran 14 racks of 9-ball in a row.  There's no telling how much more he could have done; I had to leave and I took my cue with me.  Unfortunately, I don't know if it's possible to retrain your cue...I'll ask around.

Good luck :)

--Lea

Darn it all, what was Donald doing here? You should've warned me...You're going to have to pay for my new cue...Or send your double to clean my pool when he gets done with yours.

Answer 2

If you are worried about something like that, you will worry about anything. Don't worry!

Answer 3

LEA !!! That was Donald Tell me you didnt, sell it TODAY its Ruined

Gotta git my double's as- out there to clean my pool

                  Later Johnny

Answer 4

did you wake up and smoke some good shiet this morning?

Answer 5

I share your pain, dude. There are times I think there are hidden forces leading me down the (wrong) path to oblivion. No matter how badly I want to shoot one ball, the cue stick seems to have a mind of its own and goes after the wrong ball.

I'm gonna check out that "mirror" theory of yours. I have this friend down in Roswell.....