What I LEarned from Medical School
ANTIBODY: against everyone
ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her ( Caught Her Eyes)
COMA: a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL: friendly
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
D & C: where Washington is
DILATE: to live longer (Die Late)
e***a: not a friend (Enemy
ER: the things on your head that you hear with
FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
GENES: blue denim slacks (Jeans)
HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known (Important)
LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
PROTEIN: in favor of young people (Pro-Teen)
RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
RHEUMATIC: amorous
SECRETION: hiding anything (Secret-ion
TABLET: a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
TIBIA: country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
TUMOR: an extra pair (Two More)
URINE: opposite of "you're out" (You're In)
VARICOSE: very close
VEIN: conceited
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