Do you abandon your Kosher ways as soon as you enter a Chinese restaurante?

Question

Every time I enter a Chinese place, my irrational fear of getting Slmonella from undercooked cat flares up.

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

it's spelled Cretin.

Answer 3

Funny, whenever I pass the Chinese place down the street, my irrational fear of becoming an undercooked cat flares up.  Of course, I may be antagonizing them just a teensy-weensy bit by leaving rodents in their entryway and pissing on deliveries.

I prefer Thai myself.

Edit:  Anybody who eats cat deserves samonella.

Answer 4

me too undercooked cats and barbecue sweet and sour dog meat,,I really used to eat and love Chinese; but now i would rather not; as i don;t have any idea what the h**l there skinning and deep frying; and don;t want to even find out,,

Answer 5

disgustingly familiar...

Answer 6

well i were Jewish i would probably be eating somewhere that does not have cat on the menu.  maybe somewhere they serve matza balls and macaroons.

Answer 7

It is the lesser known 11th Commandment - thou shall have Chinese a minimum of once a week.

Answer 8

I see that undercooked cat is one of the interests of your life.

Answer 9

Actually, according to Reform Jews, shellfish are Kosher if they are in Chinese Food.

And when have you ever know a Chinese Restaurant to UNDERCOOK anything?

One real problem with keeping Kosher in foreign countries has long been that there are no good Jewish restaurants in India. That may be changing.  I hear they have a New Deli.

And, I doubt your assertion that Stoogie is a Cretan, Turdo. He doesn't have enough repect for women to be Minoan. BTW, the Labrys is the basis for the term "Old Battleaxe."

Answer 10

You silly Stooge.  It's undercooked dog.  Haven't you ever heard of that famous Chines cookbook, "How to Wok Your Dog"?  Besides, you only get salmonella from undercooked salmon.

Answer 11

What the deuce is wrong with you man!?! Don't you like your California Cuisine?  I've watched Iron Chef and I happen to know that kitty sushi is the new dining experience sweeping the nation.

Answer 12

Nope, Jewish till the end, buck-o

Btw, you mispelled disgusting... You Cretan.

Answer 13

Hey leave the Chinese alone Hamish. Do you see Chinese people chopping bits off their willies and storming into synagogues for some cake and matso bread?