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Do you agree this oldie is still funny Robot Secretary ?

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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left t*t, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right

t*t, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have s*x, too!"

"Holy sh*t! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!

Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Sh*t! I forgot to tell him her a*s is a pencil sharpener!"

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  1. ouch!

    lol


  2. Ha ha ha, that's technology for you, duck, you never know what's gonna happen, great stuff...!

  3. I haven't heard it before but it's hilarious!!  

  4. Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is the best one today mate.!!!

    10/10 for a laugh on the night shift.!!!

    Cheers Chris.!!

  5. thats 1 funny joke

  6. that made my eyes water

  7. Thats hilarious, but if you keep this up I´m gonna have to sue you for damaging my stomach.

  8. LOL!

  9. HaHa

    If it were so a lot of secretaries would be out of a job.

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