Do you also get tired do get a boring answering message on you're machine?

Question

Answering machine message 163

After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding

Answer 1

I like this one:

Hi. This is ____:

If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.

If you are my parents, please send money.

If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.

If you are my friends, you owe me money.

If you are a male, don't worry, I have plenty of money.