Do you appreciate an easy s***w......?

Question

.....top bottle of wine, or do you still prefer the good old fashioned cork?

How about synthetic corking? How do you feel about that?

Answer 1

The easy screws seem to fall flat to quick and lose their taste to fast.

Answer 2

Is that what they're calling it now a days..

I like the twisting motion after driving the cork s***w into the soft, yet firm cork. Back and forth with steadily applied pressure..not too firm to begin but building up to a steady, heavy pressure working the cork until it has no choice but to release the build up of moisture within as the sides of the neck get wet from the agitation. The popping of the cork gives one a sense of satisfaction at the release, knowing that now the goal has been reached and the sweet wine is there for the taking.

Synthetic corking can be used as well, while the satisfaction is not quite the same, still, one does get to enjoy the sweet juices of the labour.

Answer 3

If it comes in a box it will do... are we talking about wine here?.....oh it doesn't matter

Answer 4

i liek corks n_n they remind me of Ferdinand the bull ♥

Answer 5

I prefer corked bottles.

It's all fun and games until you come across a corksoaker. :P

Answer 6

s***w the cork, I'll just stick my mouth under the tap!  

They sold my beer to the Belgians...What will I do now...Life as I know it has just ceased to exist...WhAAAAAAAAAA!

Answer 7

I'll answer that with a question of my own...if BennBJBear made you blush and blush is a wine would you whine if you got corked or got easy?

Answer 8

Cork is so corky, especially if it is plastic. I prefer easy s******g :)

Answer 9

I'm sorry, what was the question? **sucks the last few drops from the bottom of a wine carton**

Answer 10

i prefer the box...i don't believe in corking or s******g.

Answer 11

I like something even easier...  like a wine  that you can l**k off your feet.

Answer 12

It feels much better when it is easy and she does not fight.  

What?  I always call a bottle of wine a "she", doesn't everyone?

Answer 13

Any corking does it for me.

Answer 14

corking....s******g....It's all good I say...

Answer 15

I'll be your sommelier for the evening...

Answer 16

I am a nuts and bolts kind of guy who occasionally has a s***w loose.

Answer 17

Who doesn't...