Do you beleive that there is a secret military base at the north pole?

Question

and for this reason.santa clause has been silenced?

Answer 1

Yes, certainly.  But as did you know our main military secret? It is the arctic station of Russians named  the "North pole-1022" ("Северный полюс-1022"). It is a failure. Now will be need or to take away the outpost of our defensive on a North Pole, or to begin thermonuclear war.

Answer 2

Yeah, my cousin is imprisoned there and is currently being interrogated by the military because they thought he was working with Santa.

Answer 3

Santa's Elves were believed to be producing weapons of mass destruction... so we invaded his factory and set up a secret military base. We pulled some guards from Abu Ghraib prison and they are actively interrogating Santa... all while taking pictures.

Answer 4

No, it's Santa Claus's secret military base!

Answer 5

Sure do. Don't you know that's where the sweat shop is for Santa's toys. Those poor elves work non stop year round. Nobody wants the general public to know what Santa is really doing up there. It would ruin the spirit of Christmas afterall.

Bless those poor elves, I pray for them often.