Do you believe in my loch ness theory?

Question

so the loch ness is a overgrown dinosaur and it is preserved by embolic fluid

the dinosaur egg hatched after the asteroid hit the earth and mother wanted to keep it safe global warming heated the egg

Answer 1

No. I've seen the Loch Ness monster, you have no idea. .  

Answer 2

Since global warming is a myth we're left to assume that Nessy is also

Answer 3

No I don't.

Answer 4

it maybe real but I have a feeling that the loch ness monster die many years ago  

Answer 5

That is quite riddiculous. The Loch Ness monster does not exist