Do you believe that guano holds magical powers? Is this how mermaids and vampires live forever?

Question

Because they use it?

Answer 1

Uh thats new on me.

Answer 2

no

Answer 3

Mermaids and vampires do not exist. However, rabies does. There is no cure for it once you develope symptoms and it's deadly 99.9% of the time, and bats are the number one carriers of it, so I'd stay away from anything to do with bats.

Answer 4

do you know what "guano" is?  it's bat sh*t.  (also the fecal matter of seabirds and seals is called "guano")

Answer 5

Try snorting a few lines of finely chopped guano and watch what happens!!!

Throw it on the vegetable garden for special guano magic, too.

Answer 6

No. I'm very sure that guano is neither magical, or the key to anyone's life.

First off, the only thing guano is good for is growing crops. It's a very good fertilizer, due to the high nutrients, though you can find that in most animals' leavings.

Second, vampires don't live forever. I can say nothing about mermaids, having never met one, but vamps life expectancies are about the same, if only marginally higher.

Third is more of a question. What did you mean by "use it"?

Answer 7

Bat doo-doo, Has one purpose and that is being good fertilizer... Now maybe you can tell me what do you think bat-doo-doo has to do with vampires or mermaid... For I have heard the eating doo-doo can be bad for you and since the vampire and mermaids are not plants... How do you think that bat doo- doo will help them... I am really confused by your question ... And I need for you to explain to me how can bat-do help them to live forever...And in all of my years as being a paranormal researcher and investigator, I have never read or heard anything about bats-doo-doo having any magical powers.....................................

Answer 8

Mermaids have imortal flesh. If you eat it, you become immortal.

Answer 9

Well, probably not magical, but it can be used to make gunpowder, which can certainly come in handy.

Answer 10

It's magical only to make your garden grow!  But cowpies and roadapples are about as effective!

Answer 11

Good, you know that guano is bat f***s. Now that you know that, you should know that mermaids and vampires are not real. You should also know, that in all the tales and stories of these fantasy beings, not once have any of these stories contained ANYTHING involving f***s. Guano has nothing to do with being supernatural. I would recommend using it as fertilzer.

Answer 12

Guano is bat sh*t , and vampires are not physicly immortal, we are spiritual immortals, and yes we DO and CAN die. We only live forever in  a spiritual form, with the sould being carried on. As far as guano having magical powers...depends on your perspective of magick. Personally I see no use for a pile of fecal matter from bats or any other creature for that matter as having any place within anything magical that I practice. BTW....how did you ever connect guano, mermaids and vampires anyway?

Answer 13

i don't think that bat p**p has any magical powers, mermaids and vampires are immortal because of their supernatural origin :) vampires are demonic creatures from h**l and so they have all the dark power of the h**l lord himself, mermaids are creatures of legends and as long as people imagine them mermaids will be around at least in our imagination because no one has caught a real mermaid yet :)