At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
that most adults are hiding at least one dark
secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his
mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says,
"Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get
home from work, and greets him with, "I know
the whole truth." The father promptly hands him
$40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your
mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school
the next day when he sees the mailman at his
front door. The boy greets him by saying,
"I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail,
opens his arms, and says, "Then come give
your real father a big hug."
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