Seriously, this is not a joke.
Sometimes when I have to urinate in the middle of the night, I dream that I have to pee.
A few times I've dreamt that I had to pee really bad, and in the dream I was walking around downtown and going from place to place looking desperately for a potty. I never find one, and eventually I wake up and discover that I have to pee really badly.
The funniest dream like this that I've had went like this:
In the dream, I get up and stand at the toilet, and start to pee. In the dream, I pee, and I pee, and I pee and pee and pee, but still, I can never fully empty my bladder. The peeing goes on for minutes after minute, and I'm standing at the toilet peeing for what seems like forever. Then I just keep peeing, but I'm getting no relief, and I still have the feeling of having a very full bladder. Then I woke up and discovered that my bladder was extremely full, and I had to pee like a racehorse! As I was running to the bathroom, I was laughing about my dream!
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