Do you ever need to p**p after you have a smoke?

Question

Hello, My name is Cob and this is my first question,

I really would like to know so if you have an answer, Feel free to go right ahead.

EVERY time, After I've had a cancer stick, Like half way through, I feel the urge to well, Take the turtle out of it's shell, Take a sock of but leave the shoe on, Get the Dog out of the hole's it's dug, Log out..

Getting to the point, Is it just me or does anyone else get the urge to take a wild, un-tamed, juicy wooden ****.. Right after a smoke or during?

Thanks.

Answer 1

HAHAHAHA! it's so true! its because the nicotene relaxes your muscles and heightens your metabolism.

Answer 2

Haha, not every time but sometimes, yes.