Do you ever think what the person who answers your question's on here looks like?

Question

Do you ever think what the person who answers your question's on here looks like?

Answer 1

Ha your questions never surprise me!

Tricky one i;ll get back to you !

Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.

Mr Brown: It works!

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Wife: What do you mean coming home half drunk at this time of night?

Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.

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Husband: Let's go out on the town tonight and have some fun.

Wife: Yeah, but if you get home before me, remember to leave the front door open.

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It first occured to me that our marriage might be in trouble when my wife won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hawaii - and she went twice.

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An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. "Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow," he said. "What would you get?"

"Oh, a Labrador dog, I think," replied the housewife. "They're so well-behaved.

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My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

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I still miss my ex-husband - but my aim is getting better.

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Man to marriage counselor: "My wife and I can't agree on our vacation. I want to go to Bermuda and she wants to go with me."

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Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.

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Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

Answer 2

Yes  I do. You can get some sort of picture from their reply (although it is probably totally wrong), but I hope they enjoy the question. Some answers a bit 'to the point', others have a bit of humour in them which I enjoy. Good question.

Answer 3

No, but  what would like to know is where is their computer(s)?

Is it, a laptop, on sunny beach

or

a laptop, on a campus, next to a fountain

or

a room with posters on all the walls and music very loud,

or

like my place, a lab, with computers and books all over the place.

Answer 4

Human beings i hope i dont think its a E.T

Answer 5

  I wonder if aliens access yahoo answers. Green?