Do you fear the TT8 model P.E.N.F.O.L.D.?

Question

I was just warned by a double agent opp that this particular model of P.E.N.F.O.L.D. is bent on destroying our planet. What should we do to stop him? Do you think it's too late to avert this course of action and enterprise? Where did it come from, and can we destroy him??

Answer 1

I is just a lickle bickle fwuffy bear wot likes marmalade and huggles.

Answer 2

agent 006¾ penfold is licensed to thrill.

Answer 3

I have it on good authority that it was the Double Agent Teedler Bundren. He's going to be stripped and quartered now. His sacrifice is grievous, but necessary in these desperate times. May God rest his soul.

I hear the TT8 model can be taken down with the simplicity of a donut. Yes, I said it right, a donut. The double fudge with sprinkles ones.

Answer 4

This is the most dangerous and also notoriously robot known to mankind, It can disguise itself as a friendly fella but Penny fed it after midnight and it got wet.

Answer 5

Not sure there's much we can do.  It knows about Heisenberg.  It came from somewhere in the Sculptor-Sagittarius spiral arm of our own Milky Way, but we haven't been able to pinpoint the home star system yet.

Apparently these TT8s were precursors to the Borg except that a TT8 will go where no Borg would dare to tread.  Which is why most TT8s ended up here.  There is photographic evidence which was recently posted on the Internet of TT8 pods all over a roadway.  I'm afraid the infestation and takeover is already taking place.  Most countries now have TT8 Penfolds installed in high offices.  The U.S. was hit the hardest in this regard.

There is one thing you can do.  Something about wearing a spiky hat and leather boots upsets their circuitry and gives them away.  When they go loopy at the sight, feel free to terminate with extreme prejudice.   Our planet's survival depends on it.

Answer 6

What is a "PENFOLD" We must talk it out of it.