Do you feel as bad as I do?

Question

I was feeling great until I listened to the politicians. I was a happy man until they told me how bad everything is and how terrible my life has become. Why did they have to tell me. I was a happy man.

Answer 1

Obviously, you turn a blind eye to what is going on in the lives of your other fellow Americans.  

Answer 2

Aww, pobricito!   Poor baby! Awwwww...

Answer 3

ahhh  poor guy.  time to go back to 'see d**k run'.  then its nappy time.

Answer 4

Then stop listening.

Answer 5

Tune into Fox Noise, sweetpea, you are needing a fix.