Do you feel sorry for my parents?

Question

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying

hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic p**n magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

Answer 1

You're very twee and genteel!

Answer 2

Yes. They'd better stay away from the little girl. A good 'un.

Answer 3

lololololololol

Answer 4

funny

Answer 5

Haha, thanks for that! I've had a tough day and you made me laugh.  

Answer 6

not very funny

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Answer 7

LMAO!!!!  If they would have called Child Protective Services the PARENTS would have been reprimanded for letting her have such things!LOL!!!!!!

Answer 8

good yin Suzie?

Answer 9

Another good one Suzie, I have just got back from holiday today and I knew when I logged on tonight that there would be a good poem/joke from you waiting in Sen Cit.  

Thanks again for sharing it with us.

Answer 10

A man returned home from the night shift & feeling horny, went right to the bedroom.He found his wife with the sheet pulled up over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, he crawled under the sheet & screwed her feverishly. Afterwards, he went downstairs for something to eat. He was startled to find his wife making breakfast & pouring coffee.

"How did you get down here so fast? We were just making love!"

A look of horror came over his wife's face. "Oh my God! That's my mother up there! She came over & complained of a headache, so I told her to lie down for a while!"

The wife rushed upstairs. "Mother! I can't believe what happened! Why didn't you say something???!!!!"

The old woman replied, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for 15 years and I wasn't about to start now!"

Answer 11

What's that song-Don't let you kids grow up to be a cowboy-well might be better eh-Good one Suzie and yes I do.

Answer 12

... um... sure...

Answer 13

I printed your joke off for my husband who is just as racy of senior citizen as you!

he busted up! he said "This is in yahoo answers?"

Keep up the good work:)

Answer 14

LMAO  

Answer 15

lol.

Answer 16

Ok, She should not have needed to clean your room. It should have been spotless. Now, how long have you been a policewoman?

Answer 17

Hmmm.. Yes and no. Depends on how old you are. It always come to a shock to parents.

Hope that helps.