Do you find it funny that I'm scrounging your taxes?

Question

I'm on the dole, are you glad to give me money because I'm too lazy to get a job?

Answer 1

Rock on man! Im on DLA and Incapacity benefit. Sitting on yer a*se rules!

I'm happy to meet anyone who likes widing up the working class about what they hate most. Why do they leave such an open avenue of attack on them?

They callus scum, sponges, whatever but at the end of the day we still get like £200 fortnightly for nothing they have to WORK and GET MONEY TAKEN OFF THEM all for the sake of diginity lol!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

scum

Answer 3

LOL

Don't you find it funny that I work self employed and don't pay any.

If I did you might get more dole money, but you don't, sucker.

Answer 4

Well we have something in common.  I am on the take also.  I am about to get two points for responding to your question.  If that makes you feel badly, you know how those that are paying your living expenses feel.  If not thank you for the two points!  If you would vote me best answer I would feel better also.  

Answer 5

Well its either that, or we pay for Mrs Gordon Brown's new curtains in her posh second home.

What do you reckon?

No I don't find it funny, but with the introduction of the new ESA and few other things the DWP has up it's sleeve, we working people might get the last laugh anyway.  

Mind you, I'm the one who has a nice home, two cars, nice clothes, great social life and above all, self respect.

Get a job you idiot.  

Answer 6

Yes--happy to help as a fellow Sussex coast dweller.

Answer 7

Dont get me started loser

Answer 8

That's why I went to America.  Keep it up!  Soon there won't be anyone left to pay for the slackers.  Enjoy your beans on toast!  <vomit>

Answer 9

it makes no difference to me as my taxes would be used elsewhere. i had a short spell on the dole a couple of years ago and if you are happy living your life at that level then good for you. i myself could not live that low and have a bit of ambition for myself and my kids. just do us all a favour and do not father any children because someone with your negative lazy attitude will only breed a drug dealer or a lapdancer.

edit- ha ha Nicole should definitely be sterilised i bet her mother and father are so proud.

Answer 10

Ha ha, well done Solo, you must have a great life on Brighton beach - even with this typical English weather.  I'm sure you enjoy your donkey rides, building sandcastles and having ice cream cones all day long, my God your mum must be so proud!!  I can see it now, get up about noon, get your daily fix of Jeremy Kyle ( whilst wondering how you can get off with the fit scummy mummy on the show), have your cheap cornflakes, scratch your backside inside your trackie bottoms, get your chavs on display and spend the evening in the pub spending all your hard earned dole money on cheap pints while lambasting the society who never gave you any chances and put you in the situation that you can never hope to get out off!  If only someone called to your door offering you the job of your dreams without you ever having to work for it!!  Well done Solo, you have so much to teach the kids that will be lucky enough to inherit your genes never mind your dreams and ambitions!

Boston - you and I had the right idea and left the tangled web of the UK behind!!

Answer 11

It's hilarious! I'm not sure that I believe you. I think you are just trying to be provocative.

Answer 12

Frankly, anyone that can waste his time with such a demeaning question causes me no concern. I have the satisfaction of sleeping soundly at night because I work hard for my money ....  where does your satisfaction come from ?

Answer 13

LOL ... no not at all.... I spend more on make-up than you get on the dole... enjoy your poverty.

Nice try ....but if I was ugly I could afford plastic surgery..... you would still be a loser.

You forget that we don't all have to buy our stuff from a pound shop....

oh and Brighton beach...ha ha... oh wow is that suppossed to make us jealous ?

I get paid holidays you fool.... 6 weeks where I do nothing but  sit on the beach all day with drinks brought to me whenever I want (oh and not happy shopper cola like you) and still earn more in a day than you scrounge in a month....anyone for the Seychelles ?

The Seychelles ?....  look it up whilst you're in the library trying to stay warm in November...

You're worth every penny fo my taxes just to have a laugh....

Answer 14

I think this is a wind up. If not you are a disgrace and you will soon be doing community service people like you never change.

Answer 15

i find it sad that you don't want more out of life.  Isn't dole like £57 a week?  

Answer 16

No not now   ,  Am on pension so you don't get much from me  

Answer 17

Could  this  be  a  wind up?  Are  you  a  member  of  parliament?

Answer 18

how about get off your backside from infront of the computer and go and get urself a job

Answer 19

Funny isn't a word that comes to mind for me about this subject. If I was you,I would read up on community guidelines of this site as you are in breach of the rules. Good day. I hope this helps.