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Do you find these funny, thoughts for the day part 1?

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's o****m lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates s*x by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

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  1. lol! i love useless facts!


  2. ...lol....lol....lol.....lol......lol......

  3. thats really funny. oooh i have one, Every month college students in the United States eat 60 million slices of pizza. please pick me.

  4. Polar bears are all left handed.

    (someone should tell them they'd live longer if they switched)

  5. just one phase could describe this LMAO

  6. hahahahahahahaha LOVE IT! Im not over the pig thing either! thoughs lucky piggies! I wouldnt want to be a butterfly! I dont like the taste of tennis shoes! =P hahahaha thanks for making my day!

  7. Got this about 2 years ago in an e mail ,wasn' funny then ,still isnt'

  8. LMAO  very good ,, although i surmise that you are now infatuated with becoming more pig like, LOL,,(me tooooo)

    i will be thinking of this all day and will probably be depressed by tonight so will be looking for tomorrows selection,, have a nice day.

  9. hahaha you gotta love randomnity!!

  10. Compare cockroach and praying mantis - well at least the mantis gets to ...

    I'm with you on the lion and the pig - see you all in the sty next time round

    ?? Can you clarify - Male or female pig ??

    PS. Who figured out you get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

  11. That did the trick. Thanks!

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