Do you get in trouble alot at school?

Question

Hm... where do i start..? well, theres the time i skipped the first period like 27 times.... missed 38 school days.... um beat this kid up, he was bleeding um... skipped about 43 periods.. hm... i set off stink bombs in all the schools washrooms, school smelled like ****, never found out it was me though (it took them 2 days to get the smell out im serious) hm well i said a few racist comments i got in trouble for.... um lets see i called a teacher a r****d... told my gf to wear a super-short skirt... it was awesome but she got in trouble not me (that has nothing to do with it really but yea... lol) uh idk about 4 other fights, 1 serious uh hm idk anymore... lol can anyone top me? xD (i still mananged to pull of a high-B avg lol, had a few A's in my core subjects lol.

Answer 1

2 points

Answer 2

lets see...

>>well my theatre teacher was 75% blind so you could leave her class and she wouldnt notice. yup. ended up with 92 absences. i went to her and told her that i never ditched a day and she excused me from all of them.

>> i cussed out my spanish teacher for telling me i was not smart enough to be in her class.

>> ditched school for a whole week and went 2 my boyfriends house. got wasted and smoked hookah then went to the end of 7th period (last period) called into attendence office and pretended to be my mom. & got away w/it

>>bi tched out a girl in front of the whole school during lunch. but she deserved it she called me and my friends dumb sl uts.. hahha. every1 hated her and i had the whole effing school on my side

>>me and all my guy friends stole the keys to the roof and went up there for an entire school day.

>> i got about 20 girls to boycott the dress code and wear bikinis to school. ( we all have really good bodies so alot of people were jelous and copied us, ended up being about 45 girls)

and got a 3.6 :) hahahaha.

I THINK WERE EVEN ! ;)

Answer 3

umm nope i do soooo much dumb c**p but i never get caught XD

Answer 4

No I didn't.  Half of the c**p that you "allegedly" did, you wouldn't even be in the same county anymore!  Such a promising life ahead of you.  What's wrong with you?

Answer 5

thats NUTHING. I got kicked out of school for having an affair with one of my female teachers.

Answer 6

wow man you need to get off this thing. Otherwise it happen for the rest of your life. Man you sure do have a brain for getting out of education. Me too, but i never get in trouble for my entire life. But my friend does. He get in trouble like over 50 times. He cause troubles to teachers, disrupt the class by standing on a teachers table and yell the words. "HA HA". That was once in middle school because my friend has disability for trouble.

Answer 7

Oh! good. Another one of those who like to show how 'macho' they are >_> Get a life.

Answer 8

kind of sounds like me lol

Answer 9

Why are you bragging about making racist comments? You seem to think you're some kind of 'bad boy' but to everyone on Yahoo Answers, you've just made yourself sound like an absolute idiot

Answer 10

you are stupid for causing so much trouble.

there are kids in third world counties and even in N.America who'd LOVE more than anything to go to skewl and it disgusts me when ppl have the opprotunity to learn, but choose to play. not only are you hendering your learning, but the ppl around you by taking time for the teachers to disciplin you.

Answer 11

i get in trouble all the time for talking.

i cant help it

Answer 12

yea i can top that lol

ive missed half of the school year fought alot with teachers and classmates cussed teachers and principal called a girl a w***e and got suspended tagged up the school bathrooms and of another school also and got suspended got caught doin stuff with a guy and well yea still managed to get all b's and c's and a couple of a's

Answer 13

OOH never I'm to SNEAKY i broke the halls microphone and this guy called mike got blamed for it. i spit a spitball at the teacher when she was turned around i gave the spitball to Shawn while he wasn't looking cause he was laughing and almost got suspended. and i pulled a girl and boys pants down i know that sounds sick but it was sure as h**l funny but i got caught for 1 of them. got my enimie john suspended, haha got into a fight but I didnt start it got suspended for three days but yea it was worth cause I beated the **** out that ***** and its nothing worse then starting a fight and then losing it. heres some tips:

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Answer 14

i used to but ive matured since then