Reunion Time
“We are pleased to announce…â€Â
Let us gather and reminisce
about the lies told way back then…
and the lies even larger now!
But before we go…a review,
of body, of style, of status too.
Some tanning, dieting, yes and yes.
at least the ladies can use the Spanx!
As date nears… the final hours,
old yearbooks searched, perused.
Refreshers of who and when,
Sherlock clues for features now!
Why I agreed, I will never know…
hopefully penance will gain me points,
cause the credit card says I owe a thousand
and the Cadillac rental… due tomorrow!
“Hello friends, I ‘missed’… you much!â€Â
(memo to self: I don’t do reunions!)
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