Do you guys know any good yo mama jokes?!!!!!

Question

if you do please with no cuz words (it has to be funny) thanks :)

Answer 1

1) Roses are red, Violets are blue, Yo mom is a ho

2) Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

3) Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

4) Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

5) Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

6) Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

7) Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Answer 2

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter!

Answer 3

Your mama so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your mama so stupid that she sits on the front of the Tv and hollers, "Where is the keyboard!?"

Your mama so ugly that the world leaders ordered her to be send Jupiter

Your mama so ugly that the last time she heard a whistle is when a train hit her