Do you have a long, hard, wooden...?

Question

... pencil? I need one for the first day of school.

:O)

Answer 1

No put i have a long plastic pen

Answer 2

Haven't you moved on to biro's yet?

Answer 3

yes let me dig around in my drawers a second, ah yes here is a nice big one for your first time...in class.

Answer 4

Pshh no.

I use led pencils ;)

Or "Mechanical" pencils.

Answer 5

gotta 'PEN' -here it 'IS'

Answer 6

Yes, but I think the head might be a little dull...will you help me sharpen it?

Answer 7

Glad you asked for a pencil ...  my pen tends to spray ...

Answer 8

i use mechanical pencils

Answer 9

LOL no one uses wooden pencils anymore, silly.

and oh by the way, I saw this coming.

I wasn't expecting the words: p***s, d*ck, c*ck, or anything like that.

Pretty obvious.

Answer 10

no but my pen is huge