Do you have a mastadon soup recipe?

Question

I found a mastodon bone in the gravel pit by my house. It is approximately 7 metres long. I would like to use it to make soup but cannot find any recipes online.

Answer 1

I only know of the metal band Mastodon?

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Answer 2

First... you need a very large pot. Next, you stand on your head and wait for a mastodon to stroll by. They're easy to spot - they always wear red berets and paisley pantaloons.

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Answer 3

Just add a can of Campbell's Cream of mushroom soup, they say it makes a soup supper.

Answer 4

Careful eating that much may make for a Mammoth ****.

Answer 5

Simmer for 10,000 years, or until tender.  Serve with a grain of salt.

Answer 6

I'd talk to Steve down at the Banana patch, he make cinnamon peach curry for queen of England. He say you put mastodon by moon gate near the beltane, put some mandrake and night shade into a witch cauldron and add wart from dorset toad.