Do you have a really weird relative? Describe him or her, and explain what he or she does..................

Question

Do you have a really weird relative? Describe him or her, and explain what he or she does..................

Answer 1

Who doesn't have weird relatives these days?  Weird is normal today.  If you don't have any weird relatives, then you are weird.

Anyway, one of my cousins used to run a venture capitalism company.  Then he apparently took all the money and vanished.  Then he tried to found another company overseas but that collapsed.  He kept on calling my parents and demanding money.  I guess a lot of ppl are out to get him.  Last I heard, he impregnated some girl in China and is trying to start an plane pilot school there.  I think the mob is after him too.

I guess that's shady more than weird.