Do you have a set of rules that keep your extramarital affair(s) secret?

Question

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Answer 1

In marraige there are no secrets

Answer 2

The secret is to not have extramarital affairs.

Answer 3

I was involved with a married man and this is how he kept it a secret....

Always call from a work phone or other phone, not your cell or house

See the other person while you are at "lunch" from work, so you can go home on time.

Say you are working late or going out of town for work to see the other person.

Make sure the other person knows not to call you at home.

Don't email from your house in case there is spyware on your computer (that's how he got caught)

There's a million other things I could mention, but I think you get the point.  

Answer 4

??? Yeah leave the messages in your phone b/c she will never notice. Also, make sure you "do it" at your house and tell the girl everything about your spouse. Afterwords, keep that girls underware as a memento or trophy for success. Keep it in the top drawer...she'll never look there...

Answer 5

Yes.

Answer 6

Make sure you are doing it with her sister, or brother (may the case be). Keeping in it the family is easier, because you are always right there with them on the weekends half the time, and no one really thinks much if you run off to the store on a beer run that gets somehow delayed.

Answer 7

I thought the set of rules was NOT to have extra marital affairs? I'm no ones judge but you'll not only hurt yourself but your behavior has a ripple affect that destroys others lives that you may not even be aware of.