Do you have any bad jokes for me?

Question

If you do, please post the joke, and the ansser to the joke, right in your reply. It is hard to define between a good joke and a bad joke, but maybe you will get the idea of what I am talking about. But do you have any bad jokes for me?

Answer 1

Where do sheep go for their holiday? Baaaaaaali.

Thank you!

Answer 2

a man walked into a bar  OUCH !!!!

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant

What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow

these are my worst jokes hope you don't enjoy them.(that was another bad joke i just made up)

Answer 3

A daddy mole, a mummy mole and a baby mole were peeking their heads out of their mole hole. Daddy mole says "I smell popcorn!"

Mummy mole says "I smell paint!"

Baby mole says "I don't know what you guys are talking about! The only thing i can smell is molasses!"

That's pretty bad...

Answer 4

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up.

"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"

"Well," the doctor answered, "Hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.

After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about eight or nine hundred rupees, I guess!"

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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth.

One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

Answer 5

what a joke

Answer 6

One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply.

When time was over she called on a student named Johnny he said this is the process of having s*x. He said, first you add the bed, subtract the clothes, then divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.

Answer 7

Here is not a Very good Joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7...........Because 7 ate 9

Answer 8

A horse walks into the bar and the bartendor says- "why the long face?"

Answer 9

no sorry

Answer 10

Multitasking  





Question raised in a gender linked philosophy class

"If women are so good at multitasking, how come they cannot have a

headache and s*x at the same time?"