Do you have any good jokes?

Question

Ones that are actually funny. Please none that are inappropriate.

Answer 1

wowomg.com

Answer 2

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Answer 3

why does the little mermaid wear sea (c) shells??? because B shells are to small, and D shells are to big!!! hahahahaha! so funny!

- whats a ballons least favorite drink?? POP!!! hahahaha!!!

well i tried!!!

- mrs. jonathan taylor thomas ( in my dreams)

Answer 4

There were these 3 guys walking through a forest. They got captured by Native Americans, and the chief Native American said to them, "Go get 10 of one fruit and bring it back to me." So the first guy came back with apples, and the Chief Native American said to him "shove them up your butt without showing any facial expressions or emotions or I will boil and eat you." After the 5th one, he cried, so he was boiled and eaten. The second guy came back with cherries, and the Chief Native American said to him "shove them up your butt without showing any facial expressions or emotions or I will boil and eat you." After the 9th one, he burst out laughing, so he was boiled and eaten. Now the 1st guy and 2nd guy are both in heaven, and the 1st guy said to the second guy, "Why did you burst out laughing? you could of saved your life." And the 2nd guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples."

Answer 5

What did the farmer say when he saw his brown cow trying to have s*x with his brown chicken?

Brownchickenbrowncow!

(If you don't get it, say it like "boom chicka boom boom")