Do you have any hilarious political jokes?

Question

Do you have any hilarious political jokes?

Answer 1

Yup, they call Barack Obama "Curious George" because he's tall and lanky and has a goofy face with huge ears! ROTFL!

Answer 2

yea, it's called, "George W. Bush"

Answer 3

A 12 year old boy, a rich lawyer, the President and the Pope are on an airplane when it starts to fall to it's doom. The pilot shouts you have to bail out, but there are only 3 parachutes on board, so I will crash land the plane. The lawyer quickly grabs a chute and says I am very influential and deserve to live, and jumps. The President says, I am your leader and need to live, grabs a bag and jumps. This leaves the boy and the Pope. The pope says to the boy I have lived a long life and yours is just beginning jump and live long. To which the boy replies: Don't worry pope, there's still 2 chutes, our leader just jumped out with my backpack!!!

Answer 4

yes...get it from here

Answer 5

HILLARY GOES INTO THE BATHROOM N SHAVES HER U KNOW N COMES BACK UP AND PULLS UP HER SKIRT N SAYS NO MORE BUSH

Answer 6

bush is hungry. he leaves the white house, and goes to the library of congress. he goes to the front and says "i'll have a burger, fries, and a large shake." the lady up front says "sir, this is a library"

bush whispers, "i'm sorry. I'll have a burger, fries, and a large shake."