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Question

Im writing an essay for my philosophy class at college and I have decided to choose the philosophy of the f**t as my topic. As in What is the role of the f**t? What are the philosophical implacations of the f**t? How does the f**t bring humankind together in a special bond? Do you have any answers to these questions so that i can get some idea of peoples opinions beore i write my essay?

Answer 1

farts bond is as a human race in our united effirt to control that sound...it identifies us as a people who will hold back something that will give infinete amounts of pleasure to others because of the emtional cost (embarassment) attatched. Go flatulence!

Answer 2

the f**t is one of those jokes the universe plays on us. it's sole existance is to be funny

Answer 3

Chapter 1, the role of the f**t in modern society:

that's a horrible idea. farts are cause by decaying or digesting c**p in uranus. the digesting bacteria release gases and when many build up it releases, although i'm not too familiar with the mechanism that creates the muscular expulsion of the f**t. or does it just kind of explode? hmmm?

Chapter two, the philisophical implications of the f**t

I f**t therefore I am. There is this thing and it farts so it must exist. a non existing thing would not f**t

Chapter three, farts bringing us closer together or farther apart?

other human beings f**t too. they too must exist. and they must exist with similar feelings, thoughts and emotions because we all f**t in a similar fashion. If you prick me do i not bleed, if i f**t does it not smell?

Answer 4

I hope you are serious.

email me your essay when you're done. I'd love to read it.

But if i must say, it is probably endangering your reputation as the one that does not take the class seriously.

If f**t had any significance, it's just a biological sense.

It bonds us the way laughters and tears bond us--an experience that is universal. Yet, it is a crucial guide in showing that us, humans, have tendency to be in denial because we like to cover up and choose not to talk over embarrassing matters. It does have some philosophical value in it.

If you're gonna talk, talk about how we react to it and why. what have we chosen to do with it? do we honor it or what? the reason behind it? discuss the justification of that reason.

Answer 5

You go through with this and not even your local community college will accept you. My only advice to you is rethink the topic

Answer 6

we all f**t