Do you have any "Alien/Government" conspiricy theories?

Question

I do! What do you think Are 51 is? Recently, there was a U.F.O. sighting in Fort Worth. The NEXT DAY, a HUGE convoy of military ships came convoying through our town. Now tell me the government isn't involved in alien stuff. And I think the dy we get contact with aliens is when we're in BIG trouble. War of the Worlds!! lmao!

Answer 1

You know Roswell? Oh yeah, he's still around, see, the government took him and tried to cover it all up, and they thought they had it all under control, but he got loose in the Pentagon. Yes, I've been there and I saw him. Nobody outside knows that he's escaped, they're keeping it very hush, hush. But inside the walls of the Pentagon everyone is going crazy trying to find and catch him. He's trying to get out, but the Pentagon is very easy to get lost in, he runs around and around trying to find a way to escape and avoiding capture. Personally, I say "Go Roswell!"