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Question

What do you think of this poem, sorry for the harsh language... I was angry.

My generation is

ADD

OCD

F*****D

We are an army of

Paris Hilton-esque

Beer Pong playing

Internet obsessed

Morons.

We have strayed from nature.

Staring at the glow

Of the television screen

To find our next fix.

s*x

The future is dead.

We are self gratifying

Jackasses

Eager for

Acceptance

From our peers.

We blog

We count our

Friend requests

As the world gets smaller.

And we still think

We know everything.

We are a nightmare gang

Of liberal, college students.

There to spend daddy's money

And f**k.

We can get high

Get off,

And still

Are anxious as h**l.

We are a band

Of depressed,

Drugged up,

caffine filled,

Perverts.

Like I said,

We are f****d.

Answer 1

maybe..... "Eager for acceptance"

Answer 2

WE ARE F****d.

Answer 3

"Poppers"

Answer 4

How about...

"The Generation with no imagination"

Answer 5

The title is My Generation, unless you think it's too obvious.

Answer 6

Where's the prozac? that's a good title

Answer 7

Line 15: "The Future Is Dead"