Do you have gas.?

Question

Do you have gas.?

Answer 1

Surely my dear, you must mean flatulence.  Ladies don't have gas!  Marmar's right, with a question like that, you must have taught school.

Answer 2

yes and if i could run my car on it id be grinning all over

Answer 3

At $3.69 a gallon, think I'll borrow some of Marmar's magical fruit, or maybe Kirsten's flatulent noise makers.  They must know some people who were school teachers or something!

Answer 4

At this moment? NO. But You know that beans are the magical Fruit[ though they really are not a fruit] or Flute ~ depends on who you might ask~ But I am having some tonight.. We shall see if I have some then.

What a very deep question this is, BTW.

Are you a former school teacher, maybe? HAHAHAHAHA

Answer 5

Good question, now that you mention it. I don't see any gas lines at the pumps, just high prices. So that tells you, there's plenty of oil just corruption in the system.

Answer 6

No, I don't have a car.

Answer 7

I did - But I took a couple of Tums a few minutes ago, now it's gone.

Why?  Do you smell anything?

Answer 8

nope.. i dont eat beans

Answer 9

Depends on what i have eaten.

Answer 10

Only after I hear liberal politicians or Hollywood celebrities spewing hot air.