Do you have this PROBLEM 2 ????

Question

An anaconda just busted trough my back door and ate my little sister, do they spit ppl out?? like in that one movie??

what should i do ? i cant call anyone bc its near the phone??

Answer 1

I would rush out, try to get life insurance on her.  also make sure every one knows what happend. I told a simmilure story when I wacked my wife.     lol   j/k

Answer 2

omggg.

that just happened to my sister !

we were watching juno, and she was like d**n girl got knocked up in high school !

then an anaconda came through the window and starts eating her !

what you do is get a sharpie, and write yahtzee on it and color its mouth so it looks like lipstick and yellow teeth.

then it should let go.

for the bite, put margarita mix in a tub and soak in it for 5 hours.

hope i helped =]

Answer 3

lol oh dear...

Answer 4

ur g*y lol

Answer 5

WOW THAT HAPPENED TO ME TO! JUST LIKE A MINUTE AGO! AND YET I'M JUST SITTING HERE ON MY COMPUTER!

Answer 6

this is an joke i hope you wouldn't watch an anaconda eat your little sister if so get out of there and get to an phone SAVE YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

u sicken me

Answer 8

LOL

you just made me laugh :D

Answer 9

funny...

Answer 10

If this was anything resembling a serious question, then...

1. Why are you living so close to a tributary of the Amazon?

2. They don't spit things out- the tooth design would make this nearly impossible.

3. Not a lot of cops in your area (re: Amazon tributary), but it is the winter dry season there. Go outside and call for help.

4. You may not be near a phone, but you are at your computer. e-mail or IM someone quickly.

5. Assuming you want her back