Do you hold your farts in at work?

Question

Or do you just let them out and walk away?What do you do?

Answer 1

C'mon everyone has farted at work one time or another. What if you can't leave what you are doing and your gut is about to explode? Just pray it will be a SBD!!!!!! (SILENT BUT DEADLY).

Answer 2

sometimes

Answer 3

If you work in retail, there is no walking away.  I try to stand as far away as I can from my other coworkers and f**t quietly.  If I have to come back to them, I just hope it doesn't follow me.  The problem with retail is that even if your farting is due to the fact you have to do a #2, you can't exactly abandon your post when it is busy.  There have been times I have taken anti-gas pills before work out of fear.

Answer 4

Sometimes I have to, or I'd clear the room every 10 minutes - and believe me it isn't comfortable to hold it - I walk out of the area like 2-3 times an hour to vent myself.

Answer 5

I work out of my house.  If I have no clients or students, I can let loose anytime.  Otherwise, I retreat to the bathroom.

Answer 6

When there's no one around, I'd let them out. Otherwise, I'll go to the toilet.

Answer 7

i usually just f**t and walk away.

holding 'em in makes my stomach hurt.

plus, if anyone says "do you smell something?"

i usually say "no," then the other person will drop the subject.

Answer 8

I let them out and walk away.  Besides, my farts don't stink.

Answer 9

My husband has never heard me pass gas in our entire 8 years of marriage. Yet I've never held it in either. At work and home I have a technique. The best way to pass all of your gas noise and smell free is to....

1. Make sure you are standing up and facing a wall or where you know that no will be behind you within the next 10 seconds.

2. Casually slide your right hand inside the back of your pants and over you buttock cheeks



3. (Open) in other words grab and pull your right cheek away from your left cheek and let it all out.

Hope this works I completely play it off, before this my stomach would even make noises when I used to hold all the air in, trust me this works.

Answer 10

Go outside or in a hallway and f**t.

Answer 11

I have mastered the silent f**t, silent but deadly. It takes practice but you have to force the f**t out ever so slowly. If you make one mistake then it will make a sound and youll get laughed at, so you learn quickly.