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Do you know a funny joke

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do anyone know a funny joke ,i haven't heard any in a while

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  1. Yeah, I do.


  2. a hen was walking down the road when a car ran over it,it got up and said:he was a big s.o b. but he didn't get any

  3. Check out the 'Jokes' section on LiketoLaugh.com...

    http://www.liketolaugh.com/jokes.php


  4. Sailors and Soldiers Should Be Friends!  



      A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.

    Now, the rivalry between Army and Navy is well known, so needless to say a heated argument followed. Then suddenly the Navy man changed heart and said, "Hold on, this is dumb. It was an accident. Let's put this rivalry behind us."

    The Army man agreed this was a good idea. So the Navy man offered, "Why don't we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck."

    The Army man thought this was an excellent idea. So the Navy man, being a gentleman, offered the Army man the first drink, and told the Army man to drink as much as he wanted. Soon half the bottle was gone and he offered the bottle back to the Navy man who said, "Thanks, but I'll wait till after the cops get here!"




  5. i have a few try these if they can do the trick~~!!!!!

    "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

    "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"

    "I know all that."

    "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

    "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

    joke2~~~!!!!The perfect woman~~~!!!!!!!!

    A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

    That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

    At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'

    Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'

    The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'

    'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'

    joke 3

    Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

    She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

    Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

    joke4

    There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

    After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

    "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

    The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

    The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

    joke5

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

    However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

    After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

    One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

    “My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

  6. At the Hopital there is a guy lying in bed ,docter walks up to him and say's I have bad news and good news ,what do you want to hear first,

    the guy says i want to hear the bad news first,so the good news would cheer me up,the docter then says we had no choice but to cut off both your legs,the guy says thats harrible how would good news  cheer me up or anything. else.....docter then says the good news is the guy next door wants to buy your shoe's.


  7. whats brown and sticky?... a stick!!!1

  8. Young Leroy, roughly 10 years of age, is walking downtown and a girl calls to him, "Bl0wjob, twenty dollars." He gives her a strange look and keeps walking.

    Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a bl0wjob?"

    His mom replies, " Twenty dollars, just like downtown!"

  9. Yes I do

  10. learn to speak Chinese:

    1) That's not right .......................Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

    4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum As5

    5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan

    7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat

    9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim

    10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching

    11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King

    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

    13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo

    14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka

    15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu

    16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

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