Do you know a joke with Guardrail in it?

Question

I'm looking for a joke related to roadside guardrail for an engineering presentation ice breaker. If you know one, please share...

Answer 1

Computer and guardrail joke.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

Not the best but that was all I could find.

Answer 2

This is about the best I could do with joke/guardrail...

YOU'RE ADDICTED TO YOUR COMPUTER IF...

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

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You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.

Answer 3

Ask "guardrailjim".

You'll find his avatar in Motorcycles.

His name came from somewhere, I haven't asked.