Do you know any amusing Limerick's ?

Question

I thought it would be fun to read some amusing limericks. I know one or two, but I bet there are lots more.

The one that makes me laugh the most will definitely win.

X :-)

Answer 1

The Bishop of Sodor and Man

Wrote poetry that didn't scan.

It all worked out fine

Till he reached the last line

Then he always found he had too many syllables and it didn't rhyme either.

Answer 2

There was a young man from Peru

who found he had nothing to do

so he sat on the stairs

and counted his hairs

and found he had  72

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

In space that is quite economical,

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean,

And the clean ones so seldom are comical

Answer 3

There was a young maiden from Kew

Who smeared her v****a with glue

She thought :" If they pay to get in

They can pay to get out of it too"

Answer 4

There was a young lady from Venus

Who's body was shaped like a ....p***s

Answer 5

Ther was a young woman from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In less than an hour

Her **** were aflower

And her f***y all covered in weeds.

Answer 6

A surgeon of some imprecision

Decided on self circumcision,

A slip of the knife,

"Oh dear!" said his wife,

Our s*x life will need some revision.

Answer 7

There once was a woman from Eeling

who had a very perculier feeling

So she layed on her back

and opened her crack

and pissed all over the ceiling! XD