Do you know any good garry glitter jokes?

Question

cmon there must be hundreds by now, tell me some of the best!

Answer 1

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Gary Glitter's house?

A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

Answer 2

It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body, take gary glitter for example he was jailed for putting a thai on his c**k.

Answer 3

difference between glitter and acne

acne doesn't come on an 8 year olds face.

sick t**t.

Answer 4

loads but likley to get slated for em,so i'll refrain!!

Answer 5

Q. What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?

A. The greyhounds wait for the hare.

Answer 6

who's garry glitter?

Answer 7

knock knock

who'd there?

gary glitter!

gary glitter who?

gary glitter likes child p**n!

thats was a bad joke........

Answer 8

erm whose garry glitter?? =S

Answer 9

I cant wait till they roll in.

Just been thinking to see if i can make up any.

Answer 10

What is three foot tall and found at the end of small boys' beds?

Garry Glitter's boots.

Garry Glitter gave up whisky, but just couldn't resist the odd tot.

Garry Glitter fell out of his boat and ended up floating on a few buoys

Answer 11

Got a new voice activated stereo for my Car, I shout country, it plays Dolly parton, I shout rock, it plays Guns & Roses.I was driving along and some youths ran out in front of me. I shouted " F***ing Kids" and it played Gary Glitter.

Answer 12

What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A?

He heard boys pant were half off!

How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?

Throw him a boy.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?

Nothing, they both come in small tots.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?

Greyhounds wait for the hares.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?

Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.

I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...

... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.

Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?

Because he wanted to put Seaman in

Answer 13

This one is a personal fave of mine

*Breaking news* police have re-arrested Gary Glitter as they have found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in his living room and class 5c in his bedroom.

Answer 14

ive got a great new sound system 4 my car, its voice activated

so when i say 'rock' it plays guns n roses, n when i shout 'pop' it plays britney spears. the other day some little brat ran out into the road in front of me when i was drivin so i said 'fu*ckin kids' n it played gary glitter!x