Do you know any good yo momma's?

Question

I"m bored. I would like some funny "yo momma" jokes, please and thank-you!

Answer 1

yo mama so dumb she wanted to join a gang and the guy said "get lost" so she went out and bought all 4 seasons

Answer 2

yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now

yo momma so fat the police put a sign on her that says "caution wide turns"

Answer 3

Yo mama so fat,

that when she stepped into the shower,

and got out,

her feet were still dry.

P.S. No, "Denieth" I DID NOT give you a thumbs down. Lol. I just gave you your 11th thumbs  up. :)

Answer 4

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it asked for her weight not her phone number

Yo mommas so old she was in the yearbook with moses.

yo mommas so stupid she went to burger king and thought she was a queen

yo mommas so fat when ever she went into the grocery store everyone yelled TWINKY!!!!

yo mommas so ugly she trick or treats over the phone for halloween

yo mommas so old her pets were on noah's ark.

yo mommas so poor people rob her house for practice

yo mommas so stupid she took a doughnut back to the shop cuz it had a hole in it.

yo mommas so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

yo mommas so dumb she locked herself in her car

yo mommas so dumb she askedme the # for 911

yo mommas so dumb she asked me what dumb meant.

BEAT THAT! I AM SO A PRO AT THESE THINGS!

Answer 5

ur mommas so fat the when she stood in the middle of the road, i wasted a whole gas tank just doing a left turn

Answer 6

yo mamma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out

Answer 7

Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.

Answer 8

ok well theres this one,ya mama is soo fat she went to the *** hole and the ***** got a group dis count

Answer 9

yo mommas so old she farts dust!    

Answer 10

Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo momma's so short, she stepped of the curb and went, "AAAAaaaahhhh!!!"

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor!

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the tide came in

Yo momma's so dumb, she failed a personality test

Yo momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice

Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

ps. Seriously, why did anyone give me a thumbs down? Did I describe your mom? No offense.

pps. Come on now, that's inmature. Who's doing this? ♥Guinea Piggle♥?  Kiddo900?

MORE! Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away!

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo momma's so fat, her shoes have their own license plates

Answer 11

ummm oh i have one

yo momma so old some one lifted up a belly roll and a pilgrim fell out

lol

Answer 12

your mums so dumb she gets raped in the same alley every Friday

Answer 13

yo momma's so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest they said,

SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS!  

Answer 14

Yo momma's so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo momma's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.