Do you know any jokes in story form that arent homophobic, racist, or sexist? ?

Question

you know, the stories with multiple characters? they start like, 'there was a surfer, a snowboarder, and a swimmer' and then it goes on to talk about a story with a humorous ending. can u tell me any jokes like that?

Answer 1

well now a days people can laugh only by proving someone low... this is the sense they are left with so no point in asking such questions here...

Answer 2

Yes I do.

Example:

One day a duck walks into a hardware store and goes to the counter and asks the store owner, "Excuse me sir do you have any broccoli?"  The store owner says, "No sir. This is a hardware store and we sell hardware. You know; tools, paint, building supplies." The duck says "Ok." Then he leaves.

The next day the duck walks into the same hardware store and asks the store owner, "Excuse me sir do you have any broccoli?" The store owner says, "Like I told you yesterday duck we don't sell broccoli. This is a hardware store and not a vegetable stand. We only sell hardware." The duck says, "Ok." Then he leaves.

The next day the duck walks into the same hardware store and ask the store owner, "Excuse me sir do you have any broccoli?" By now the duck has tested the store owner's patience. The store owner says, "For the last time this a hardware store and we don't sell broccoli! If you come in here again asking for broccoli I'm going to nail your feet to the floor and use you for a punching dummy!" Then duck says, "Ok." The he leaves.

The next day the duck walks into the hardware store and asks the store owner, "Excuse me sir do you have any nails?" The store owner begins scouring the store looking for nails. Finally after looking everywhere the store owner says "Sorry duck I sold my last box of nails and I'm fresh out." The duck says, "OK. Do you have any broccoli?"

Answer 3

yo momma so fat the scale say "to be continued

Answer 4

wat kind of bees drink milk?

BOO-BEES

0.o

Answer 5

nice try to get me reported.

Answer 6

YO MAMA JOKES LOL

Answer 7

A guy is stranded on a deserted island for a long time.  After awhile he finds water, fruit, shelter, and begins to fish and provide very well for himself.

One day while fishing on the beach he sees a woman walking up the beach.  Not believing his eyes he walks toward her.  Upon approach he sees that it is none other than Cindy Crawford.    She explains that she is shipwrecked. He leads her to his shelter and gets her food and water.

A couple of weeks go by and he says.."Hey Cindy, since you and I are stranded here together you think maybe we could have s*x."  He sees that she is reluctant and reminds her "afterall I have been pretty good to ya, right?"  She agrees and consents to have s*x with him.

The next night at the fireside he says "Hey Cindy, would you mind wearing this baseball cap and pushing your hair up under it."  Again she's reluctant toward the strange request and he reminds her "afterall I have been pretty good to ya right?"   She again complies.

The next night the man asks " hey Cindy, could you take this marker and draw a mustache on your lip" adding " afterall I have been pretty good to ya."  She agrees and draws the mustache.  He also adds "one last thing, can I call you Frank from now on."  Totally bewildered she says yes.   The man sits in silence for a minute the leans toward her and says "Hey Frank...you ain't gonna believe who I've been f*ckin!"  

Answer 8

A man is walking across the street, a taxi swerves out of the way and screams, "Watch it, mother ******!" He continues his day and bumps into a man, so he yells, "Yo, mo fo, what where you going!" Avoiding the streets, he walks in an alley, where a mugger says, "Okay mother ******, give me your money!" The mother goes home depressed, so the love of his life kisses him and ask if everything is okay.

"No, love... I've had a bad day. I think we should move again, Mom. I think they're on to us."

Answer 9

nope

Answer 10

WHY NOT HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST OR SEXIST??THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE JOKE FUNNY.