Do you know any weird jobs?

Question

Do you know any weird jobs?

Answer 1

1. Citrus Fruit Dryer

Basically the fruits get washed, and then someone towels them off. I don't understand why the fruits don't just stand under the air jet in the bathroom! If no one did this job, would we really have sopping we fruit in the grocery store?

2. Chicken Sexer

This is not where someone gets paid to molest chickens! According to http://www.jobprofiles.org/library/guida... , one goes through baby chicks to separate them by s*x. Must be embarrassing for the chicks every time they are turned over to see if they are male or female.

3. Dog Food Tester

This one looked odd even to me. Does someone sit there eating dog food all day? The answer is, sadly, yes.

4. Bird p**p Jeweler

I guess there really is a market for everything! According to http://ezinearticles.com/?Weird-Jobs---T... , a man , who oddly remains nameless, makes and sells bird c**p on a braided chain. He paints the p**p, makes it all shiny, and then a woman can wear the t**d around her neck or on her ears. This really gives new meaning to the words "You look like c**p!"

5. Fecal Archaeologist (Pathoecologist)

Dinodoody is called corprolite, but there are and were more animals on this planet than just dinosaurs....and these people study POOPY! People die, but poopy is forever! Apparently you can tell what the diet was of people and what diseases they had through their fecal matter. Just another crappy day at the office.

Those are real jobs in the real world. I wonder if you get paid a decent wage to dry fruit or sculpt bird t**d.

Answer 2

Odor tester, hair boiler, citrus fruit dyer, fortune cookie writer, pet detective, poisonous snake milker, chicken sexer, furniture tester, sports team mascot, chewing gum removal, golf ball diver.

Answer 3

fortune cookie writer

Answer 4

I'd say a d********x, mortician, phone s*x operator, funeral director, grave digger, "intimate" doctor, drug dealer, madam, phlebotomist, looney bin worker, etc!