Do you know anymore i may have missed out TOP FATAL THINGS TO SAY TO PREGNANT WIFE ?

Question

17. "I finished the Oreo's."

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl."

12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

7. "Get your *own* ice cream."

6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

5. "Got milk?"

4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant...

1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."

Answer 1

lol!! i dunno if i can think of anymore...the only thing i can think of is imagining the lady's face when u tell her these..lol!

Answer 2

I guess we've got to build a skylight since we cant squeeze you through the door anymore.

I think that works.

Answer 3

•Wtf? I Used A toy!

Lmao ^-^

Answer 4

when was the last time you saw your bits, would you like me to do your bakini line, its like an amazon rain forest down there.

Answer 5

I would have had the guts to pull the trigger on #17.  LOL!  Those were great!

Answer 6

Very funny

If you are a smart man you will never say any of these to a pregnant woman.  Especially # 1.

Answer 7

lol

Answer 8

who the fudge is the da!!!

Answer 9

You look fat and ugly!

Answer 10

holy c**p this is funny lolol

Answer 11

ha ha ha!!! nice ones but if anyone had to tell their wives all this, they their wives would definitely pull the trigger on them!!!

Answer 12

aw meeeeeeen..........she doesn't need to b induced........by d time u get to 8 ..she's already had the baby!!!!

Answer 13

In the scan room : " Oh it's a girl, well there's always next year ! "

Answer 14

never tell her to drive herself to the hospital-- she'd probably leave yo uand never come back after the delivery (with that adittude)

Answer 15

too right, you should give her a wide birth