Do you know anyone with an unfortunate name?

Question

My Dads name is Mike Hunt. No really it is.

And I used to have a teacher called Mr Dickie....

Any more?

Answer 1

I used to work with a girl named Cecilia Pitt - She was always known as, "Cess Pit".

Answer 2

We used to have a Mr Smellie here on the council in charge of the waste disposal lol-seriously!

Answer 3

I met a girl at a party once named Anita d**k.  I of course didn't believe her then she showed me her drivers licence.  And sure enough.  I also had a shop teacher named Mr.Dicky.

Answer 4

John f*g

Answer 5

I once heard rumour there was a Drew Peacock.

Answer 6

The Head of Maths at my High School was called Mr Pratt -  mean how do you take that seriously?

My mum also knows a little girl called Holly Day - even the health visitor tried to dissuade the parents, but alas no . . .

Answer 7

I once knew a Michael Crapper

Answer 8

ha ha. I was going to ask you if you had a brother called mike.

I went to school with a Chris Moss. I know a Robin Holmes. and there's a bloke called Nick Toone. I'm sure I know more.

My friend round the corner, her post code is --- 4QU  I didn't think it would be allowed! lol

oh, Holly Woods

Answer 9

My old boss was called Cocksedge.

I once spotted a name plaque outside a solicitors in Sligo-

"Argue & Phibs." How brilliant is that and how appropriate.

Answer 10

A. Pratt. I remember when this poor lad started secondary school, on the first day when the register was being called the teacher said will A. Pratt stand up. The poor lad was so embarrassed when everyone started laughing at him.

Answer 11

I know a guy called Brian Ellender. Not nice having to sign THAT as your name.

Answer 12

I had a friend who's surname was freak

Answer 13

yup Barry Balls from today

and Paul ***** from school

pmsl It won't even show it!!!

it supposed to be Paul B o n e r

Answer 14

d**k Fear,a student.Alycian Brookshower,a teacher.

Answer 15

the old vice-principal of my school was named Harry Weiner. for real.

Answer 16

I once met a guy named Melvin Ting he went by Mel ting.

He was emotionally scared.

Answer 17

I once knew a brother and sister called Romeo and Juliet.

Oh and I had a teacher called Mr Whitehead who of course was called various spot-related names, and a headmaster called Mr Sheath.

Answer 18

We had a work experience boy once called "Grant Tonks". And i assure you i am not joking. Poor lad. He was lovely as well. What a name to be saddled with.

Answer 19

My daughter went to school with the twins

Lemonjello and Orangejello.  They are about 30 today.

I went to school with

Seaman Glasscock III

Answer 20

i knew someone called Digby Christmas

Answer 21

Yes.....my aunts dentist is called Mr. Pulley (which i think is fab plus I used to go to school with the 2 following unfortunates....Zoe Backholer and Chris Peacock............... Un-LLLuckyyyyy! tee hee.....!!

Answer 22

i used to know a girl,whos mam was called,joy ryder,peAce.and a lad with a 2inch p***s,you called him justin.

Answer 23

mine, my name is scrooge and some ghosts insists on giving me a hard time every christmas eve.

Answer 24

My friend is called John Smith, as a travelling rep he gets funny looks signing in at Hotels.

Answer 25

My girlfriend's fiancee has a cousin that her name in Candy Bunn! I also saw a girl that her name is Du Me. I also know a girl that her last name is Butt.

Answer 26

Yes.  Knox Pitt (Knock Spit).

Answer 27

Jo King.

Harry Beaver.

Answer 28

the head of my year at school was called Ivor Dickinson

much to everybody amusement

i know a man who works in mental health (nelson hospital, Merton - london) called Dr Paul Brain kinda apt don't you think?

Answer 29

B Job,  Beatrice was her first name. everyone just called her BJ.

Answer 30

My elementary school principal was named Mr Dicky. It really was. In addition, the coach who was oft called upon to distribute discipline referred to being paddled as "I'll give you three licks on your butt!". That was back when schools were still allowed to enforce rules.

I also knew someone once with the last name of ...Worm.

Answer 31

I knew a guy called John Shakeshaft.......How unfortunate is that?.....

edit;...Once upon atime i had a dentist called Mr Pain!!..True.....