Do you know how I can get my troll dolls to stop suicide bombing my GI Joes?

Question

I woke up this morning and they were at it again last night, they only do it in the dark when Im not looking but I lost five good GI Joes last night, with 10 additional wounded.. The trolls used a Barbie Corvette to hid the bomb. One GI Joe has shrapnel from the Barbie Corvette in his eye! His eye! Please tell me how I can maybe broker a truce or what can be done.

Answer 1

give the Trolls stupid crew cuts to match the G.I. Joes.  then make them all wear Barbie bathing suits.  after about an hour in women's clothing, they'll all feel so good that they won't want to fight.

Answer 2

take a ken, (he's worthless anyway, does nothing but hang outonthe beach), pull off his head and leave it there for them to see. ought to put the fear of matel into them......

Answer 3

The toy-world has very primitive and posessive natures. You should not allow integration of the GI Joes with the Troll Dolls. As shown in the 2005 'War of the Plastics' study by Barbierella Trollona, troll-GI integration has a high-risk of chaos fomation. Basically the assimilation of these two plastic tribes generally causes destructive conflict. Sit the troll dolls and the GI Joes down and propose peace. If this fails, you may have to face the harsh option of seperating the two toys for good, this may mean organizing a garage sale to sell off one of the opposing toy-armies. Then you simply need to decide one thing. Do I boot the trolls or the GI Joes? Trolls/GI Joes? That's something you need to decide for yourself, only you can judge that. I wish you the best of luck in dealing with this quite common yet unknown tragic battle of the toy-world.

Answer 4

lol thats good stuff right there thanks i needed a laugh