Do you know of a "use in a sentence" joke?

Question

Can you share one or two. Tagalog or english will do. e.g.

1. Use "denial" in a sentence. "Denial" is a great river found in Egypt.

2. Use "clemency" in a sentence. "Uy! magaling daw magpaputi ng kili-kili ang "clemency". Totoo ba yun?" (Hey! "clemency" is good for whitening your underarm. Is it true?)

Answer 1

use in a sentence : ma me mi mo mu.....

Mame mi momu ( Mommy mi momo)

use in a sentence: ba be bi bo bu

'ba bebi bobu ka pala. (Aba Bebi bobo ka pala)

ayos ba ???

Answer 2

UNO, DOS TRES are on fire.

I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.

Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.

Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.

I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?

Nagpagupit ako kanina. ICE BUKO ba?

Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1, 1993, they are going to celebrate

their PERSUADING anniversary.

(Pointing to a door):

CONCLUSION, hindi OPINION.

At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, "Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?"

If the royal family has a baby boy, he is called DIFFERENCE; if they have a baby girl,

she is called DIFFERENCES.

My ANALYZE over the ocean so bring back my ANATOMY.

IRAQ is bigger than a stone; IRAN is faster than a walk; and EGYPT is smaller than a truck.

I looked in the toilet and ASSOCIATE.

I tried turning on the TV but no matter how many times I tried DINUGUAN.

When you answer the phone, you say, "Hello, HOSTESS?"

I want to have a tattoo sana CASHEW mukhang ma-SKATE e.

I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a surprise CUISINE Math.

DEPRESSED is the person who conducts the mass every Sunday.

I can't talk to you on the phone right now, but I'll CALCULATOR.

Wow, ang bango mo ah! What's your KULONG?

Every morning I eat COMPLEX with milk.

I saw some SPECIMEN inside the spaceship.

The airplane landed on the EFFORT.

Mare, ang laki pala ng bahay ninyo. It's SUSPICIOUS.

Pare, nasaktan ba kita kanina? Huwag mo isipin pare, LION.

I BAKING POWDER? Can you repeat the question?

Hindi ako puedeng late umuwi. CIRCUMFERENCE ko eh.

...

The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I'LL BUY, BE COOL.

(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

Use ADIEU in a sentence. ...

If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.

Use DECANTER in a sentence. ...

You can order that medicine over DECANTER.

Use DELETION in a sentence. ...

The balat of DELETION is crispy.

Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence. ...

I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL consent so he can go to the

picnic.

Use CAESAREAN in a sentence. ...

Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.

Use CADET in a sentence. ...

CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang CADET niya.

Use CARDIAC in a sentence. ...

Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.

Use CENTURION in a sentence. ...

Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.

Use DEDICATE in a sentence. ...

Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.

Use DELICACY in a sentence. ...

Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.

Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence. ...

Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.

Use DIFFUSION in a sentence. ...

Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.

Use LAITY in a sentence. ...

Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.

Use MENTION in a sentence. ...

Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.

Use SECOND THOUGHT in a sentence. ...

Hindi pa bumibili ng bagong kotse ang mag-asawang si Pedro at Maria dahil

magse-SECOND THOUGHT pa daw sila.

MULAN Know the movie "MULAN?"

Part four na yon! First episode nun "Mulog," then "Midlat," Tapos "Mambon,"

saka palang.... "Mulan" Coming soon na ang "Magyo," Next ang "Maha," finally "Maraw".

LETS TALK ABOUT BABIES.....

Kapag umiiyak ang baby -- i PAMPERS mo, Kapag umiiyak pa rin --

i KIMBIES mo, Pag ayaw pa ring tumigil sa pag-iyak aba'y........ i HUGGIES mo na!!